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the usual.
i want more of this…

i want more of this…

(Source: paigefarley)

haven’t really felt that way in a long time. too bad, that its probably not going to go anywhere.

9gag:

I’m The King Of The World
9gag:

(via 9GAG - They see me rolling)
szymon:

Every leaf traps CO2 - Leagas Delaney for Plant for the planet
  • krr:  i'm paranoid that my gf isn't on bc
  • me:  who cares. just put on a condom and stop being a wimp.
  • krr:  well, its cause last time, when i was stll with jess, the condom slipped off and thank god she was on bc.
  • me:  lol. maybe the condom was too big for you. don't worry. i'll keep your secret ;)
  • krr:  LOL!!! NOOO!!! THATS NOT IT! SHUT UP JAMIE!

what a night.

i hate company parties like tonight. boring.

at buffalo billiards

  • me:  hi, i'm jamie
  • asian chick:  hi, i'm ____. are you his wife (points at jeremy)?
  • me:  BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • asian chick:  ????what????

inside a cockpit at night…. looks awesome. i want to be a pilot in my other life. 

inside a cockpit at night…. looks awesome. i want to be a pilot in my other life.